April 21, 2008

Made of Sugar

Didn't ride to work today as I thought it was going to rain. Yes, I know that there are clothes that protect you from the elements but when you are made of sugar you have to be VERY careful! One drop of rain and body parts could fall off...maybe that is a good thing but I am sure not good for traffic. I can hear the nightly report....

"This just in....
Seems there was a car accident on Russell street today. It is unclear what happened but it was reported that someones fat ass or thunder thighs were in the middle of the road causing cars to go out of control when the drivers tried to avoid the body parts. Early reports coming in state that the body parts were from a women riding in the rain. The only conclusion is that she was made of sugar".

I hope to get my two days in this week and then Saturday hit the Spring Kick-Off with some friends for a little pedal around the bike trail. Not sure how far we will make it but hey, we will be out there. Kris is going to try a bit also not sure how well that will go but again at least she will be out there.

4 comments:

DIRK said...

Doesn't matter if you make it all the way around the trail or not. Get out, get on a bike, and have some fun.

Tez said...

We plan on it!

SD_pedalpower said...

See ya there Tez. & Prez.

I'm a poet and didn't even know it.

Tez said...

COOL, it will be great to meet some of you guys! (nice rhyming)