Ole & Lena......just gotta love them.

Ole and Lena had really 'packed on the pounds' by over-eating during Christmas and the New Year's Holidays, so their doctor put them on the same diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Norwegians returned, they shocked their doctor by having lost nearly 25 POUNDS each. "Why, that's positively amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

Then Ole and Lena nodded and said, "We vant to tell you though, we taut we was gonna drop dead dat turd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, yust from all dat skippin!"